Useless trivia about me, phs

This page lists items they told me not to put on my résumé because, and I quote, "taxpayers would not be amused".

Disclaimer: This page is not approved and/or endorsed by any of my bosses: CNRS, ENS Cachan, etc. Their logos are only present because they are somehow hardwired in the PHP style I reuse without understanding it totally.

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